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HEY FRIENDS! We’re Lorenzo & Lindsay—one coffee-powered couple from New Mexico wrangling three turbo-charged kiddos and somehow still finding time to press “record.”
Expect late-night ramblings, semi-deep thoughts, and the occasional laser-sound effect 🎶 WOOSH! Like the early internet, our show loads fast, breaks often, and is always under construction.
🗨️ We grew up on AOL chat rooms, discovered indie bands on MySpace, and spam-clicked purple links on Yahoo! & Excite. Now we’re streaming to the multiverse so you don’t need a dial-up tone in your headphones.
🕹️ Hobbies include:
▸ Debating which cereal is S-tier
▸ Hunting thrift-store treasures
▸ Yelling “MTV ROCKS!” like it’s 2002
▸ Re-watching Homestar Runner clips (Trogdor 4 ever)
Grab your floppy disk, hit CTRL+S, and join our adventure. New episodes drop whenever the kids fall asleep!
★ Thanks for surfing by—see you in the pod-waves! ★
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