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Episodes

Podcasting is hard—it's especially hard with kids around. We parent, discuss life, social topics, and the world around us—all while trying to keep our 3 kids busy, which never happens.

Rage Against the Machine (While Making Breakfast)

In this long-overdue episode of Parenting vs. Podcast, Lorenzo and Lindsey pick up where they left off — and they have a lot to say. From the ICE killings in Minneapolis to the Epstein files fallout, the couple dives headfirst into the political chaos gripping the country right now. They talk about civic responsibility, why "I'm not political" is no longer an excuse, and the wave of feminist rage hitting millennial and Gen X women. But it's not all heavy — they also catch up on life: new jobs, coding projects, a real estate license, a passport finally in hand, and the small victories of ditching the Apple Watch for a Casio. A raw, honest, and unfiltered check-in from two parents trying to make sense of the world while keeping their household running.


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About Us

About Us

*beep* You've got mail!

HEY FRIENDS! We're Lorenzo & Lindsey—one coffee-powered couple from New Mexico wrangling three turbo-charged kiddos and somehow still finding time to press "record."

Expect late-night ramblings, semi-deep thoughts, and the occasional laser-sound effect 🎶 Like the early internet, our show loads fast, breaks often, and is always under construction.

AOL Chat MySpace Yahoo! Excite MTV

We grew up on AOL chat rooms, discovered indie bands on MySpace, and spam-clicked purple links on Yahoo! & Excite. Now we're streaming to the multiverse so you don't need a dial-up tone in your headphones.

  • Debating which cereal is S-tier
  • Hunting thrift-store treasures
  • Yelling "MTV ROCKS!" like it's 2002
  • Re-watching Homestar Runner clips (Trogdor 4 ever)

Grab your floppy disk, hit CTRL+S and join our adventure. New episodes drop whenever the kids fall asleep!

Thanks for surfing by—see you in the pod-waves!

Third Time's a Charm

First section was recorded in maybe March 2025, second was June-ish 2025, and the final section was recorded the day after 4th of July--the 5th of July, 2025, the year of our Lord. 

amen





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Runners Nipple

 We've got to do this more often. It was fun catching up on the podcast. Well, we're married. So we spend a lot of time together. But this episode felt good. 

We've got a new setup, too! Using a Rode mic I picked up. Running it straight through some software on the ol computer. 

I hope you enjoyed the podcast. :)



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Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

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All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Mother's Day Deepfake

AI this, AI that. I love tech and I'm tired of hearing about AI. I guess it's part of our lives now. We talk about some things. Mothers Day. AI. Deepfakes. 


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Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

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All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Just Need Some Buffer Time

In this episode we jump in discussing the book Lindsey is working on. (Lorenzo seems a little butthurt that she hasn’t asked him to read it.) 


But, for real. We all need a little downtime. Right? Is it childish to play video games at 40? Probably. Is it selfish to prioritize what’s on your phone over your kids? I don’t know. Does our brain need a bit of downtime in this crazy life? Absolutely. 


We hope you have a healthy escape. We’re leaning, too. 



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Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

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All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Keefe Chambers is a Saint!

 You heard me. This guy steals the show in my opinion. If you haven't seen the righteous gemstones on HBO yet, ya gotta check it out.

In this episode we talk "what we're listening to" --which turned in to also what we're watching. 

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. 

https://righteous-gemstones.fandom.com/wiki/Keefe_Chambers




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Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

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All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran


Creativity and stuf

Creativity... What does it mean to be creative? I asked the large language model and this is what she said. that are original and meaningful. It involves the process of combining existing knowledge, skills, and experiences in novel and imaginative ways to produce something unique and innovative. Being creative means having the capacity to think divergently, break away from conventional patterns, and approach problems or tasks from fresh perspectives.

AI chatbots aren't creative yet. But humans are. Humans are great and we wanted to talk about that. Maybe we ran our mouths too much in this one? I mean, what's new, right? We're always running our mouths. I think the difference here is I had a chance to edit it out and I still didn't. Jokes on me. 

Will the bots ever possess creativity? 



Here's what an AI bot imagined an AI bot would look like if it had a physical body. 








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Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

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All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran


Come With Us On a Journey Through Space and ADHD Time-blindness

 This is a journey. Try and stick with us for this hour and a half recording and if you do, you've earned what is coming to you. Respect. Pure respect. 

That didn't make any sense. I wish I would have asked ChatGPT to write this. But seriously, who reads these anyway? Not me. 

Our talk on ADHD. Enjoy.




Purveyor of Street Justice

Okay, we're pretty bad at this whole keeping up with stuff. This podcast was recorded on October 29, 2022. Hopefully we didn't say anything bad in this recording. Who am I kidding? We probably did. Enjoy!


Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

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Twitter @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Look! There's a Hawk!

This podcast was recorded on August 6, 2022. Just got around to editing it. SMH. 


Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Instagram @parentingvspodcast

Twitter @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Hun, Where Are My Birks?!

 Where are Lindsey's Birkenstocks? Also, where's are dang American Dream?  We don't know the answer to any of these questions. But I do have a separate completely unrelated question: Why do rappers sometimes make those little bird noises in the background of their songs? 

Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Instagram @parentingvspodcast

Twitter @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran


In The Can

 This episode has been "in the can" of some time. We recorded it on 4/3/22 but I just got around to editing it today. Also, what the heck is "in the can" anyway? I guess it's just radio or recording lingo. 

Yeah, looks like it's an old recording term. The "can", in our case is our iPhone with the Shure Mic attached. This episode has been there for a while. What am I even talking about? Does anyone even read this? I could go on and on talking about whatever I wanted with a fair amount of confidence that nobody ever would read this. I am the only one reading this. I am my only audience. ... Hi, me. 


Just kidding. In this one I'm not sure what we talked about. I'm sure it was super interesting and engaging. I hope you enjoy!


Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Instagram @parentingvspodcast

Twitter @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Bird Nerding

Bird nerding. That's what we called this episode. I think we briefly talked about birds in our discussion? Birds aren't the only thing we discussed. We went into the nitty-gritty. Talked about our faith a bit. Got interrupted by kids a few times. It was a good time, maybe. We hope you enjoy. 

What are we listening to? 

Good Charlotte

20/20 Podcast - The episode about Heaven's Gate

Worst Roommate Ever from Netflix

Severance with Adam...something, from Parks and Rec

Lots of music

Please share some music with me. 

Usual music listening library. 

Daft Punk as of Friday

Random Access Memories? 

Some 70s or some 90s

Mr. Jones

Santana

Latin sort of syncopated beats

Irish Jigs

Japanese Indie

Will Smiggie

Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Instagram @parentingvspodcast

Twitter @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Millenial Dread

What have we been up to? How have we been feeling? Here's us taking for an hour plus to let you know. 

What are we listening to?
Podcasts:
Maintenance Phase Podcast
Cheers to Leaving, an Exvangelical Podcast
The Skeptic Psychic Podcast
Radio Lab
The Joe Rogan Experience 
The Daily
WTF with Marc Maron

Music:
At the Drive-In
Hockey Dad
Alt-J 
Curtis Mayfield 
Lime Cordiale
Gang of Youths
Run the Jewels
Slomosa
Hot Mulligan 
Spanish Love Songs
The Bouncing Souls
Emarosa
Dashboard Confessional 
Jimmy Eat World

Watching? 
Archive 81
Glamourdaze
That Chapter
Fundie Fridays
The Servant
Ozarks
Murderville
The Great
Inventing Anna

Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Instagram @parentingvspodcast

Twitter @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran



Becoming Irrelevant

Okay, so the last two years seems to have passed by in like three months. It feels like life is accelerating faster than a Tesla S Plaid, and we're left in the dust with our iPods and Burt's Tiki Lounge. In this episode we talked about what it feels like to be behind in technology, in fashion. We're not really that young anymore, and that can feel weird sometimes. 

We hope you enjoy this episode. It's been quite the year for us. 

What are we listening to? (And watching.)


Music:

Catie Turner - god must hate me

Slomosa - horses

David Bowie

Talking Heads

J. Cole - hunger.on.hillside

Gardens and Villa

D. Park

Mariachi El Bronx

Tennis

Tyler the Creator - New Magic Wand

Valley Maker - Beautiful Birds Flying

Brand New - Jesus Christ

Blink 182 - Not Now

Rancid - Fall Back Down

Kenny Hoopla - how will I Rest In Peace if I'm buried in a highway

Grover Washington Jr. - Just the Two of Us

Dance Gavin Dance - That's What I Like


Podcasts:

Can't listen to Spooked ;( 

Neurodivergent Podcast

What's the Damage (Going to start soon.)

48 Hours

Women in ADAD

What Healthy Couples Know That You Don't

Lies We Tell

The Bible For Normal People, Peter Enns

Sci Fri

The Archeology Show with Chris Webster & Rachel Roden


Shows:

Invasion

The Wheel of Time


Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Lindsey tweets at @LindseyFace28
Lorenzo tweets at @offlohi
Parenting Vs Podcast tweets at @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Ghosts and Traumatic Evangelical Pasts...Oh Myyy

We're back. Life's been...life. In this episode we talk ghost stories, our faith, and our evangelical pasts. 

Hope you enjoy!

What are we listening to? (And watching.)

Podcasts:
Dateline Podcast
Mile Higher
Real Hauntings
My Therapists Thinks
Psychiatrist Off The Clock
Being Well
How To ADHD (YouTube)
adhd_couple (Instagram)
Song Exploder

Music:
Tennis 
Com Truise
The Weekend
The Avalanches
Run the Jewels
Poolside
Mariah Carry
Sufjan Stevens new record


Audio Book:
Dune
The 4 Hour Work Week by Timothy Ferris

Video:
Veratassium
Foundation
Ted Lasso
The Only Murder in the Building

Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Lindsey tweets at @LindseyFace28
Lorenzo tweets at @offlohi
Parenting Vs Podcast tweets at @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

My Mom, the YouTube Cornhole, and the Prime of Our Lives

It's all in the title. We talk enneagram, relationships, and how we're (hopefully) growing by setting boundaries and looking at the world around us differently. 

What are we listening to? 

Dear Therapists Podcast

Maybe You Should Talk to Someone by Lori Gottleib

Kenny Hoopla

Willow Smith's new single with Travis Barker

Here is Coming Down by Weather Maps

Come and Get It by Selina Gomez 

Typology Podcast

Machine Gun Gelly

I went to a Foo Fighters Concert

Ted Lasso

The Marvelous Mrs. Mazel

Who Was I on YouTube

Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Lindsey tweets at @LindseyFace28
Lorenzo tweets at @offlohi
Parenting Vs Podcast tweets at @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Birds and Trees and Airplanes

It's been a little while. Some major life changes ongoing, forgive us. 

We hope you're doing well! In this one we're probably a little too honest about what's on our minds, and how we feel about the life changes that are going on around us. Enjoy!

What are we listening to? 

Spy Affair

The Devils Highway by Luis Alberto Urrea

Dune by Frank Herbert

The First Wife

Breathe by Weather Maps

Louis by TV Girl

Where Did All the Time Go by Dr. Dog

Sleepwalking by Mariachi El Bronx 

Music by Michael Cera

Love Period Podcast

Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Lindsey tweets at @LindseyFace28
Lorenzo tweets at @offlohi
Parenting Vs Podcast tweets at @parentingvspod

All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran

Lindsey and Zo Face the Music

Nick Cage is in a lot of debt, we heard. Maybe not? We talked about that, reviewed some music, and discussed some nice things about Oregon we've experienced. We hope you enjoy!

What are we listening to? 

Yama Yama by Yamasuki

Honey by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard 

Electric Feel by Lucy Daydream

Road Head by Japanese Breakfast

Foals

Packing for Mars by Mary Roach

Dune by Frank Herbert

The Daily Podcast

What's Up ABQ Podcast

Queens of the Minds Podcast

Get in touch: 

Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com 

Lindsey tweets at @LindseyFace28
Lorenzo tweets at @offlohi
Parenting Vs Podcast tweets at @parentingvspod

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All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran